I remember when I was about 6 or 7 years old, my parents and I went to visit this church with my mom’s friend and once the service ended, a woman came over to pray for us and in the middle of the prayer, she suddenly started speaking in tongues out of nowhere. It was my first time experiencing this so I was confused as fuck and started laughing HYSTERICALLY in the middle of a quiet church and was not able to stop. My parents were super embarrassed and pissed at me and had to drag me out of the church as soon as possible and everyone looked at me like I was the fucking antichrist.
A couple of years later, my parents grew the balls to visit the same church again and I went with them, which was a bad move on their part. The pastor came over to pray for us and I tried to run away to the bathroom but it was too late. He would pray for everyone and people would start falling down and shit as soon as he finished praying for them and they would get caught in mid air by some dude. It was my turn and I already knew what was coming so I giggled a bit. He finished praying and I guess it was my cue to fall down, but I didn’t know so I just stayed standing. He shouted again and saw that I still didn’t fall. He shouted angrily one last time and PUSHED MY FRAGILE HEAD BACK TO FORCE ME TO FALL INTO SOME RANDOM OLD ASS MAN’S ARMS. I was on the floor for like five minutes laughing. He gave me the stink eye once he finished with everyone.